1. tolazytofinishthi:

    unclefather:

    yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

    SLEIGHH

  2. apple-str1der:

    tips for new freshmen!

    • no one cares about anything
    • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
    • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
    • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
    • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

  3. Dylan Sprayberry photographed by Angelo Kritikos

    (Source: liamsdunbar)

  4. midnightisquiet:

    Sterek Week: Tuesday: Color Me Sterek

    raisesomehale asked for #33

  5. red-hoodie-maniac:

             #11 for j2asndh

  6. ven0moth:

    the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

  7. avenqcrs:

    hey you

    yes you

    is today your first day of school? tomorrow? or maybe it’s your 50th day of school?

    either way

    youre looking great

    you are going to rock this

    i believe in you

    youre gonna knock em out of the park, champ

    best wishes, 

    me

  8. fluffyfit:

    surimistick:

    i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

    “you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

    and i was like woah

    thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

    guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

  9. didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    I have a really hot waiter.

    Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
    IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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    wanna know what these all say?

    "suck his dick"

    (Source: racingbarakarts)

  10. redgowans:

    films with teens driving around the city at night and falling in love with each other to cool soundtracks would be great if they weren’t all so damn heterosexual where’s my fuckin mediocre lesbian indie movie with shitty rock music and and they fall in love and wear each other’s hoodies where the FUCK is my FUCKGjng

  11. inseparablemind:

    WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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    WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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  12. seedy:

    white girls

    (Source: joeydeangelis)

  13. I hate my friends

    noo-interruption:

    lokis-army-at-221b:

    wingsofjusice:

    youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

    lunaticphan:

    So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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    But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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    Cry

    but what did your driving instructor say

    WHAT DID HE SAY

    THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

    152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

  14. 
If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

    If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

  15. rememberrbuckybarnes:

    tauriel2fab4u:

    tauriel2fab4u:

    IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

    I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
    I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

    I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

    LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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    DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

    DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

    TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

    HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

    WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

    WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

    WHY