1. howtogetawaywithwalsh:

    xlikegold:

    onmywaytoonederland:

    itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Canadian Photoset #19

    more?

    American Photoset#18

    I love my country

    Since this post was created the new 5, 10, 20 and 50 dollar bills have been rolled out which also smell like maple. God bless us all.

    I LOVE HOW SUPERNATURAL STILL IS HERE EVEN THOUGH ITS ABOUT CANADA

  2. spookybeyondmeasure:

(let’s not talk about) how we danced in middle school;  you can tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I AIN’T FUCKIN SCARED OF HIM // songs which still evoke the desire to jump around shamelessly and sing in a circle with my friends.    [[25 tracks // 1 hour 30 minutes]]

don’t trust me - 3OH!3 // everytime we touch - cascada // low (apple bottom jeans) - flo rida ft. t-pain // shake it - metro station // whine up - kat deluna ft. elephant man // paralyzer - finger eleven // fergilicious - fergie // crank that - soulja boy tell’em // promiscuous - nelly furtado & timbaland // cupid shuffle - cupid // beautiful liar - beyonce & shakira // cyclone - baby bash ft. t-pain // london bridge - fergie // cupid’s chokehold - gym class heroes // shut up and drive - rihanna // kiss kiss - chris brown ft. t-pain // the sweet escape - gwen stefani // bed - j. holiday // into the night - santana ft. chad kroeger // girlfriend - avril lavigne // gives you hell - the all-american rejects // no air - jordin sparks ft. chris brown // he said she said - ashley tisdale // the great escape - boys like girls // dance floor anthem (i don’t wanna be in love) - good charlotte

/// [[to listen]] ///

    spookybeyondmeasure:

    (let’s not talk about) how we danced in middle school;  you can tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I AIN’T FUCKIN SCARED OF HIM // songs which still evoke the desire to jump around shamelessly and sing in a circle with my friends.    [[25 tracks // 1 hour 30 minutes]]

    don’t trust me - 3OH!3 // everytime we touch - cascada // low (apple bottom jeans) - flo rida ft. t-pain // shake it - metro station // whine up - kat deluna ft. elephant man // paralyzer - finger eleven // fergilicious - fergie // crank that - soulja boy tell’em // promiscuous - nelly furtado & timbaland // cupid shuffle - cupid // beautiful liar - beyonce & shakira // cyclone - baby bash ft. t-pain // london bridge - fergie // cupid’s chokehold - gym class heroes // shut up and drive - rihanna // kiss kiss - chris brown ft. t-pain // the sweet escape - gwen stefani // bed - j. holiday // into the night - santana ft. chad kroeger // girlfriend - avril lavigne // gives you hell - the all-american rejects // no air - jordin sparks ft. chris brown // he said she said - ashley tisdale // the great escape - boys like girls // dance floor anthem (i don’t wanna be in love) - good charlotte

    /// [[to listen]] ///

  3. eldermccreepy:

    do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT

  4. stylesxhealy:

    stylesxhealy:

    THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL

    eleven thousand people can relate to this post. that’s not okay. 

  5. PSATS

    PSATS: lol write in cursive
    PSATS: the lenses were like soup bowls
    PSATS: shut up harry potter fandom gdi
    PSATS: the grand canyon has a fixed value of P
    PSATS: The value P is reduced to 1/1000000000 when a man from Boston visits the grand canyon.
    PSATS: positive reinforcement is dehumanizing
    PSATS: we must train our children like dolphins
    PSATS: improve the thing
    PSATS: criMSON LEAVES FALLING
    PSATS: *quietly sobs* why won't you ask me about my calligraphy
    PSATS: interviewer didn't ask about my calligraphy
    PSATS: have you seen the grand canyon
    PSATS: have you really seen it
    PSATS: you haven't really seen it
    PSATS: you haven't seen it unTIL YOU'VE FUCKED IT
    PSATS: FUCK THE GRAND CANYON
    PSATS: MAKE LOVE TO THOSE ROCKS

  6. ohayitsansley:

    my anaconda don’t want none unless you see me the way garcia lopez de cardenas sees the grand canyon, the way kiichi shimano uses his calligraphy pen, the way jasmine feels lucky when she is with prakash, hun

  7. why do i have the sudden feeling that whoever wrote about “woof” watched that one episode of Teen Wolf with the PSAT.

    COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

  8. immortalit:

Summary of the PSATs

    immortalit:

    Summary of the PSATs

  9. imaginegravityfalls:

    just psat things xoxo

  10. marauders4evr:

    white-fang-adam:

    Can we just have every superhero react like that?

    "A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

    "Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

    "Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

    (Source: littlechinesedoll)

  11. empyrean-princess:

    adventuretimeandsuperjailrock:

    If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.

    the BMO one though….

  12. krisofgreece:

    secretskeletonchris:

    socraticprettyboy:

    strangegunslinger:

    endofmybed:

    yorke:

    thinksquad:

    Want to attend college for free? It can happen if you learn German.

    All German universities are now free to Americans and all other international students. The last German state to charge tuition at its universities struck down the fees this week.

    Even before Germany abolished college tuition for all students, the price was a steal. Typically semester fees were around $630. What’s more, German students receive many perks including discounts for food, clothing and events, as well as inexpensive or even free transportation.

    In explaining why Germany made this move, Dorothee Stapelfeldt, a Hamburg senator, called tuition fees “unjust” and added that “they discourage young people who do not have a traditional academic family background from taking up study. It is a core task of politics to ensure that young women and men can study with a high quality standard free of charge in Germany.”

    Actually, German universities were free up until 2006 when they started charging tuition. That triggered such a crush of criticism that German states began phasing out this policy. Lower Saxony was the last holdout.

    It’s too bad that politicians in the U.S. don’t feel that a college education is worth supporting appropriately. State aid to the nation’s public universities took a nosedive during the 2008 recession and education funding remains well below those levels. The average state is spending 23 percent less per student than before the recession, according to a report by the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities.

    Actually, state support has been declining for public universities for a quarter of a century. Using an interactive tool from The Chronicle of Higher Education, you can see how state government subsidies have cratered at individual institutions.

    With the average undergrad borrower now leaving school with more than $29,000 in debt, the free ride in Germany can look awfully tempting.

    How to handle the language barrier

    German is not an easy language to learn. Fortunately, however, there are international language programs in Germany, which have become very popular with international students before they tackle obtaining a degree in a different language.

    What’s more, an increasing number of German universities are offering degrees in English. These are often called international studies programs or in some other way have the word international in their title.

    http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/2014/10/03/german-colleges—free-degrees—americans/16658027/

    UMM… TSCHAU. ICH BIN AUF DEUTSCHLAND FUR UNIVERSITAET GEHEN. ALSO, MEIN DUETSCH IST SHRECKLICH, ABER ICH VERSTEHE KLEIN DEUTSCH, TSHUSSSSSSSS~~~

    do you guys know how hard I’m gonna learn German?

    so fucking hard

    …ich müsse zurückgehen zu deutsch lernen :o 

    also, just as a note: if you want to learn german but are not financially able to take a class, duolingo is a great resource!

    so is memrise!

    FUCK! Why couldn’t this have been a thing when I was choosing which language to learn in high school? Fuck.

  13. itsverdande:

    pyjamazombie:

    sherlockedcompanion:

    i-make-doodles-lol:

    gallifrey-feels:

    cosmo-gyral:

    Who invented the blow job?

    Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

    image

    Probably

    Definitely. 

    Obviously.

    It’s history.

    That moment when the picture won’t load and I have to guess who this is

    (Source: shadzu)

  14. sociopathslikecatstoo:

    pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

    ultrafacts:

    Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

    Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source

    let me tell you a story about the google headquarters

    so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw

    but you’d kind of expect all that right

    but then I started to notice something kind of weird

    there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface

    so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:

    "google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"

    google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks

    and actually listened to it

    AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS

  15. fredericka-mercury:

    Cross out everything you’ve ever done:

    • Had a beer
    • Smoked an entire cigarette
    • Done drugs
    • Written on a bathroom wall
    • Read a George Orwell book
    • Had a physical fight
    • Used Twitter
    • Listened to Lady Gaga
    • Been in a car accident
    • Gotten suspended
    • Gotten expelled
    • Been allergic to something
    • Got a computer virus
    • Touched a real gun
    • Had a dog
    • Had a cat
    • Been pregnant
    • Camped out
    • Swam in the ocean
    • Wore a bikini
    • Driven a car
    • Been sent to the principal
    • Ever liked someone
    • Failed a class
    • Failed a test
    • Went to summer school
    • Got worse than a D
    • Got A’s and B’s
    • Read an entire book
    • Recorded my own music
    • Had an xbox
    • Worn heels more than 3 days in a row
    • Wore fishnets
    • Wore skinny jeans
    • Hated someone
    • Been cheated on
    • Cheated on someone
    • Practised Christianity
    • Worn makeup
    • Lied to my parents about where I was going
    • Had surgery
    • Had my license
    • Attempted suicide
    • Self harmed
    • Worn coloured contacts
    • Painted my nails black
    • Broken someone’s heart
    • Had my heart broken
    • Cried for an hour straight
    • Lost something very valuable
    • Got separated from one of my parents as a kid
    • Broken a bone
    • Gotten stung by a bee
    • Eaten something bad/expired
    • Threw up from being so drunk
    • Saw someone throw up from being so drunk
    • Danced with someone of the same sex
    • Owned an ipod
    • Owned an iphone
    • Fell for a best friend
    • Stole a friend’s significant other
    • Went far away from home for more than a week
    • Moved out
    • Ran away
    • Had a job
    • Been fired
    • Lied to a friend
    • Lied to a family member
    • Had a Facebook
    • Posted a video on Youtube
    • Started a rumor about someone
    • Talked bad about someone
    • Deliberately failed a test
    • Been skinny dipping
    • Counted to a million
    • Counted to a thousand
    • Ate rabbit meat
    • Ate duck meat
    • Had fast food
    • Been to Church
    • Been to Canada
    • Been married
    • Had a divorce
    • Broke a glass
    • Hugged someone today
    • Texted someone today
    • Received a phone call today
    • Threw something out of the window
    • Ignored a text from someone on purpose
    • Wished you were somebody else
    • Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them
    • Been to a concert
    • Seen your favourite band live
    • Met a celebrity
    • Met your favourite band
    • Own more than 10 CD’s

    (Source: fyeahsurveys)